Posted 7 hours ago

Who’s going to be God when Morgan Freeman stops acting?

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Posted 7 hours ago

amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

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Posted 7 hours ago

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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Posted 8 hours ago

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

(Source: p0pfuckingpunk)

Posted 8 hours ago

I’m watching parks and recreation for the first time. I’ve been missing out

Posted 8 hours ago
When you start to miss me, remember that you let me go.
Posted 8 hours ago